Monday, May 21, 2007

Why I'm Such A MO'... The Big Hands Saga Continues...

Okay, here we go... Appointment day, I'm early... I pull up in the driveway, listening to Boston: More Than A Feeling... I love this song... I sit in the driveway waiting/daydreaming, when Big Hands opens the door and comes out on the porch... Hey, (Syn), How are you?... Are you ready? Huh... Hey... OMGoddess, He's standing there in shorts and a sleeveless T-Shirt, of course I imagine alot less, He's also sporting new facial hair, a Fu Man Chu, which broadcasts his smile 50 more feet, and accentuates those oh so kissable lips... I don't know what it is, when I get around Big Hands, I get completely stooooopid. I'm not sure, but I must have told him 10 times how hot it looked on him, how good he looked with the Fu , and that was just down the hallway, He smiles that smile and blushes and those eyes that look all the way inside you hearing your every thought, leans in close and says thank you, ... We stop just short of the restroom, Do you need to go, before we start... Standard question for us... I PP, come out of the restroom and start up all over again... I just cant get over it, that looks so good on you, my mind is telling my mouth to shut up, but it's not listening, then the stooopid train derails...
Do you have any leather?... If it were possible, my brain not only farted, it took a big ol' smelly shit... I could not believe those words came out of my mouth, I almost looked around to see who had said that... He smiles and blushes again, and says yes... He used to but an ex went crazy on him and got rid of it all... I told him I could see him riding a motorcycle... chaps, gloves , leather jacket... He said he wanted one... Oh the images that went through my mind... This is the closest I could find...
So I strip down, I'm laying face up on the table, before he comes into the room, I hear him go out onto the back patio and turn on the jacuzzi... Score, YAY, Hes gonna ask me after my session to get in the jacuzzi... He comes in we start the session and its great, we chat, laugh, our breathing is in unison, I am truly relaxed, so relaxed in fact, I completely get lost in us, and bone up... Raging Boner... Wouldn't be so bad, but I'm face up... Umm Yeah... Luckily I keep my eyes closed for most of the session... It's over already... Damn... I get up get dressed and walk out of the room, He brings me a water... I pay we set up my next appointment... Any second he will ask if I want to soak... Okay (SYN) I'll see you next month... Huh... Damn... We walk out onto the front porch and he gives me a big hug, I stop dead in my tracks... Next door, there is a large tree, looks like a bonsai, and behind it, is the most amazing sunset... It's absolutely beautiful, I look at him, he looks at me, he smiles, I smile... I tell him that he is lucky, he gets to see this everyday, He gives me another big hug, and then tells me that he can also see it from the backyard and from the jacuzzi... I pause for a moment... Nothing, Damn... I get in the car and head to the grocery store... Pint of Ben&Jerry's... Head home...
The next day, I'm at work, a co-worker says... Big Hands is down at starbucks... I'm going to get a water I'll be right back... I get my water, "accidentally" run into Big Hands... He smiles that smile... Hey how are you... (Stupid Sets In) Hey... I'm... getting a water for work... Um, good to see you... I'm back in the salon, my next client is in my chair, we are discussing what we are going to do... In walks Big Hands... Oh you are with a client, I'll... No it's okay, I leave my client and walk up front... Big Hug, we talk for a second... I knew you worked around here but didn't know where... After his meeting, he actually took time out of his schedule to look for my salon... Awww... He leaves, I apologize to my client, my client saw him and knows the story... He said there was no need to apologize... Friday rolls around, my parking place is taken, I have to park at the other end of the mall, and run into him again, Big Hug, ( he looks good) we chat for a minute, then off to work...
I really like this Crush, this feeling, and my fear is firmly planted... So until I grow some balls, I guess it will remain the same... Since this appointment there was another... this past Monday, I'm a lazy blogger, I know, I will get around to that one soon... Until then... Be Kind To Yourselves...

21 comments:

Sue said...

O.M.G.! Let's count the opportunities you missed to hit on him: 1) Boner on the table - see this is the effect you have on me man, maybe we could get a cup of coffee, 2) Is it okay if I soak real quick? Yes. Wanna join me? 3) Oh, you can see this sunset from the jacuzzi, let's check that out from there, 4) Water at Starbucks, pulease! You can handle this one Syn! 5) Then he shows up at your salon! Is he stalking you or what? to what lengths does this man have to go to get you to ask him out? 6)Then the parking thing. My lord does he have to shoot you to get your attention? What is up with all of the hugs?

Good grief Syn! Get over your fear. This man wants you. Don't play so hard to get. (Or I'll get all frustrated. I hate when I get that way.)

Sue said...

Gee Syn. I apologize. I really didn't mean to be so abrupt. I am sorry. Have a great weekend.

Jen said...

Don's bother. You know this man won’t even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silvers. That plate's what… $2.99?

Shaney said...

Hmmmm dont we all miss some of the greatest oppotunities that come our way...There they are slapping us in the face & we walk away, whether through fear or not seeing the true potential...Dont worry, another will surface soon enough, your a cutie...*winks*

Sue said...

Hey Syn, Thanks for the tip. It was well worth going over there. :)

JoAnna Ashbourne said...

I know you can do this. He's practically begging for it. He's obviously as shy as you are about it..maybe he is thinking the same way you are. There are a million massage thereapists out there, but only one chance at something like this. I have faith in you...
Take the plunge!!!!

Shaney said...

Hmmm I'm still coming by & seeing nothing new...Just as well I am a devoted fan of Synergy...*winks*

Doug said...

So how many of these posts have I missed? I'm intrigued. I think it's romantic, the sizzle you two are building with each other. Don't worry about seeming too timid; you'll know when to pounce (or he will).

SYNRGY said...

Wow I'm behind:

Sue: Ive said it before, Give me a good tongue lashing anytime... ;)

Jen: Giggle... Hit The Middle... Hit That Middle... They don't know about the middle.

Shaney: Isn't that the truth... Subtlety is way over my head... You're so sweet, Flattery will get you everywhere... ;)

M to the J: Fear has grabbed me by the boys and won't let go... Besides I do kinda like this whole crush feeling... (Chicken Shit, I know).

Shaney: Glad to know... I am a bit slack on my posting, I'll try harder...

Doug: Thanks for stopping by :) It's been going on since Dec or Jan... I hope you are right on the He will... I'm such a chicken shit. LOL

Shaney said...

Hmmmm I know you there...I know your online...NOW WHERES YOUR POST!!!!...lol

Sue said...

Syn: Check out Unnatural Devotions - Francesco is in Atlanta tonight, June 7, at the Wet Bar at 11:30 pm. I am so jealous!

SYNRGY said...

Shaney: Giggle

Sue: Shit my Italian SUCKS!

dirk.mancuso said...

Oh, the giddy excitement of flirting and the cardiac pitty pats it produces. I...don't remember those much anymore. Thanks for reminding me how good they can feel.

SYNRGY said...

Dirk: You are welcome... You're still a FREAK magnet tho... Question, can you cook?? ;)

G Cracker said...

Isn't this like the best part of a crush? The butterflies in the stomach, the stupid mistakes you beat yourself up over but can't help smiling about? That feeling like you KNOW he wants you, you KNOW you want him...but both of you are too nervous to do anything about it?

The only thing cuter and better is when you both get over it and start dating!

SYNRGY said...

G Cracker: very subtle, but yes I agree :) I love this, this feeling, part of the fear, I think, is it ending...

dirk.mancuso said...

Syn -- I am a chef in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.

Oh wait -- you didn't ask about the bedroom, did you?

My bad.

SYNRGY said...

Dirk: Knowledge is Power...

J. David Zacko-Smith said...

OMG! What a GREAT story! I love having crushes - and I have had quite a few. My most recent was on my massage therapist - he is soooo HOT and sooooo sweet! It's too long a story to tell here, but I still go to him and we're good friends.

Dwight said...

I do love the Big Hands saga! I have to say, you're smarter than me, I pick straight guys to get this way about. Good luck!!! :)

SYNRGY said...

dwight: Some str8 guys are so HOT tho :)