My Friend Kaori, Maker Of Fab Hairpieces ( Cyber LoX ) Has Her Work Featured In This Video... Can I Just Say This Song Rocks And The Video Is Great... Maybe It's The South Park Thing LOL ....
Monday, January 29, 2007
Disclaimer
So Look It... I'm Not An Advocate For Drug Use... I've Never Taken Drugs Nor Do I Plan On Doing So In The Near Or Far Future... The Occasional Beers Or A Few Glasses Of Wine And I'm Good... Nicotine Doesn't Count... That Being Said... I Can't Get This Song Out Of My Head.
My Friend Kaori, Maker Of Fab Hairpieces ( Cyber LoX ) Has Her Work Featured In This Video... Can I Just Say This Song Rocks And The Video Is Great... Maybe It's The South Park Thing LOL ....
My Friend Kaori, Maker Of Fab Hairpieces ( Cyber LoX ) Has Her Work Featured In This Video... Can I Just Say This Song Rocks And The Video Is Great... Maybe It's The South Park Thing LOL ....
Release The Hounds
Holy Shit... Ive Been Meaning To Post This... It Was In Creative Loafing ( Local Rag ) 2 Weeks Ago... ROFLOL
There Are Too Many Things That I Could Say... But The Most Obvious... Actually I Wont Even Go There... But You Guys Should... Caption This... It Would Make Me Laugh...
There Are Too Many Things That I Could Say... But The Most Obvious... Actually I Wont Even Go There... But You Guys Should... Caption This... It Would Make Me Laugh...
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Forgive Me Dermatologist For I Have Tanned
Okay... It's mid January, and I did it... Not once but twice... I TANNED... There I said it... It's out in the open and the weight has been lifted, Ahhhhh. I know it's bad for me, I've talked with my dermatologist, I've read the reports, and yes... I feel a lil guilty... I don't consider myself to be vain... However working in front of a mirror all day long... I'm so pale... dark circles... I look tired... sickly... rundown... not cute... So I did it... I went next door and tanned, and you know what... It felt good... wrapped in a warm cocoon of light, while 160 BPM were infusing my body and soul with energy on a cold cold January day... I mean really, whats more appetizing to you... which would you rather eat...
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Monday, January 8, 2007
Nancy Drew & Big Hands
In my previous post I mentioned Big Hands... Funny story... About 3 weeks before Christmas in a local gay rag there was an article... blah blah blah... ( I am being vague to protect the unknowing).
Big Hands was in there... It was love at first Pic... What else could I do, but do the full spin and transform myself from average everyday BigGayHairdresser to...
Yep... You guessed it... I went all Nancy Drew on Big Hands... Of course... Step 1. Google... A website but no contact information, another website discontinued number... Step 2. Ask my clients... I have to say most of my clients are a wealth of knowledge... Most of the time... No help here... Ive run out of options...
So Christmas came and went... I did my damage to myself... I need help... So I ask someone else's client (personal trainer) if he knew of a massage therapist who could take me right away... He gave me a name and number ... He was out of town... But He referred me to someone else, who was also out of town... Who referred me to someone else... Holy Shit would you believe that referral was to Big Hands... It was truly amazing... Out of the blue... Especially since I'm all about the threads in life anyway... Seeing how connected everything is... It's truly amazing... BTW... Big Hands Was Awesome... I am feeling better everyday... Thanks for asking...
Big Hands was in there... It was love at first Pic... What else could I do, but do the full spin and transform myself from average everyday BigGayHairdresser to...
Yep... You guessed it... I went all Nancy Drew on Big Hands... Of course... Step 1. Google... A website but no contact information, another website discontinued number... Step 2. Ask my clients... I have to say most of my clients are a wealth of knowledge... Most of the time... No help here... Ive run out of options...
So Christmas came and went... I did my damage to myself... I need help... So I ask someone else's client (personal trainer) if he knew of a massage therapist who could take me right away... He gave me a name and number ... He was out of town... But He referred me to someone else, who was also out of town... Who referred me to someone else... Holy Shit would you believe that referral was to Big Hands... It was truly amazing... Out of the blue... Especially since I'm all about the threads in life anyway... Seeing how connected everything is... It's truly amazing... BTW... Big Hands Was Awesome... I am feeling better everyday... Thanks for asking...
Sunday, January 7, 2007
Old Man
Why do I feel like I'm falling apart at 35... It all started Christmas Day night... after the food... The 9 year old (lil jake) and the 14 year old (justin) and me the 13 year old trapped in the body of a 35 year old (Syn) went to lil jake's bedroom and were playing video games... I was winning... Of course... they dog piled me as the nephews do and I of course, being older, stronger, wiser stood up off the bed with them on my back... OMGoddess... I realized when my head started swimming, the cold sweat, my legs buckling, and the sharp pain in my back that I may have done some damage... I threw them off my back and made my retreat, backing out of the room, slowly with no sudden movements... I will not show weakness... I will not give them an opening to exploit...
As the evening is winding down I say my goodbyes and head back to Atlanta... I'm House/Dog sitting over the holidays... Someone else's bed with 2 dogs shoved in your back, standing on your feet all day during the busy Holiday season... Not a good thing... Im standing, walking, and grunting like an 85 year old...
So I get a call from Sister Cinny mother of the 14 year old... She ask how I am and tell her the whole story... Big Sister mode kicks in... A little mothering, but also major payback for the Meat Cookies incident... She and The 14 year old have taken to calling me The Old Man... Great.
So 5 chiropractic and 2 massage therapy (Big Hands) visits later... I'm feeling much better, thanks for asking...
As the evening is winding down I say my goodbyes and head back to Atlanta... I'm House/Dog sitting over the holidays... Someone else's bed with 2 dogs shoved in your back, standing on your feet all day during the busy Holiday season... Not a good thing... Im standing, walking, and grunting like an 85 year old...
So I get a call from Sister Cinny mother of the 14 year old... She ask how I am and tell her the whole story... Big Sister mode kicks in... A little mothering, but also major payback for the Meat Cookies incident... She and The 14 year old have taken to calling me The Old Man... Great.So 5 chiropractic and 2 massage therapy (Big Hands) visits later... I'm feeling much better, thanks for asking...
Meat Cookies
It's Christmas Eve... I'm hangin' with my Mom in Bamalama... It's becoming a tradition for us to cook on Christmas Eve... Well more like I watch and chat with her in the kitchen while she cooks... I don't cook, however, I am a superior mixer and stirrer of things... plus I still get the bowl for licking and am her favorite taste tester... actually I'm her favorite period... Ask any of my siblings, being the baby boy has it's perks LOL ...
Christmas Morning... Coffee ... I run outside for a smoke (yes)... I come back, Santa was here and gone... I had missed that man again this year... but he left me more than coal... So I guess I was good this year ;) We watch the Christmas Day Parade (Disney) Mom has an odd fascination with The Disney Channel... (we all have our things) by about 11:30 or 12:00 I get this raging headache... It's pounding... My Mom is slowly poisoning me... I tell her about my head ... She says "Maybe it's the lack of caffeine" Huh?... I couldn't wrap my head around it... She said "the coffee honey... it was Decaf" OMGoddess ... Woman what is wrong with you... you cant give an addict Decaf... Don't worry kids I got the real stuff later...
So we descend on Sister Payum's (southernese) house like crack whores on a well dressed business man... Merry Christmas, hello hello, catch up and snack... the kitchen table where we gather is a spread of southern delights... My favorite being my Mom's Sausage balls...
YUM... Big tradition in my family... no matter the gathering there is a tray (with my Mom's name taped to the bottom of it) full of these nuggets of love... bite size sausage cheese biscuits... I'm Home :)
Sister Cinny (southernese) arrives with her crew in tow and proudly presents her tray of assorted goodies... Merry Christmas, Hello Hello, catch up and snack... I point to a particular item on Sister Cinny's tray... Whats that... She said " I tried Mom's recipe for Sausage balls"... "But they didn't come out right"... LOL understatement... They were round and flat like cookies, not a nugget in the bunch... I completely fall into "little brother mode" ... Of course I cant resist... I'm eating them (they're actually really good) but I cant stop myself from giving her shit... It's the little brother in me... Dang Sister Cinny these sausage cookies are really good
over and over and over again... She's giving me the pissed off eyeball... Like when were younger... Its our nature... The nieces and nephews are in the den the adults are in the kitchen we've moved on to other subjects and the 9 year old nephew in his best southernese "Whoever made these Meat Cookies... they're real good" ... I thought I was going to piss myself I was laughing so hard... I'm Home... Merry Christmas
Christmas Morning... Coffee ... I run outside for a smoke (yes)... I come back, Santa was here and gone... I had missed that man again this year... but he left me more than coal... So I guess I was good this year ;) We watch the Christmas Day Parade (Disney) Mom has an odd fascination with The Disney Channel... (we all have our things) by about 11:30 or 12:00 I get this raging headache... It's pounding... My Mom is slowly poisoning me... I tell her about my head ... She says "Maybe it's the lack of caffeine" Huh?... I couldn't wrap my head around it... She said "the coffee honey... it was Decaf" OMGoddess ... Woman what is wrong with you... you cant give an addict Decaf... Don't worry kids I got the real stuff later...
So we descend on Sister Payum's (southernese) house like crack whores on a well dressed business man... Merry Christmas, hello hello, catch up and snack... the kitchen table where we gather is a spread of southern delights... My favorite being my Mom's Sausage balls...
YUM... Big tradition in my family... no matter the gathering there is a tray (with my Mom's name taped to the bottom of it) full of these nuggets of love... bite size sausage cheese biscuits... I'm Home :)
Sister Cinny (southernese) arrives with her crew in tow and proudly presents her tray of assorted goodies... Merry Christmas, Hello Hello, catch up and snack... I point to a particular item on Sister Cinny's tray... Whats that... She said " I tried Mom's recipe for Sausage balls"... "But they didn't come out right"... LOL understatement... They were round and flat like cookies, not a nugget in the bunch... I completely fall into "little brother mode" ... Of course I cant resist... I'm eating them (they're actually really good) but I cant stop myself from giving her shit... It's the little brother in me... Dang Sister Cinny these sausage cookies are really good
over and over and over again... She's giving me the pissed off eyeball... Like when were younger... Its our nature... The nieces and nephews are in the den the adults are in the kitchen we've moved on to other subjects and the 9 year old nephew in his best southernese "Whoever made these Meat Cookies... they're real good" ... I thought I was going to piss myself I was laughing so hard... I'm Home... Merry Christmas
It's My blog I'll Cry If I Want To...
So I'm way behind in my blogging... And being god of my Blog... I'm turning back time... I know it would be much cooler if I had sound effects... But here goes...
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